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題目:
Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female
中名:
電腦為女性的五個理由
分類:
computer 電腦
內容:
5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
中譯:
5. 唯有她們的創造者才瞭解她們的內部邏輯。

4. 即使你很小的錯誤都會立刻被記憶,備以後參考。

3. 其他人都無法瞭解她和別的電腦交流的語言。

2. 訊息 "錯誤命令或文件名" 可解碼為 "假如你不知道我為什麼生你的氣,那我當然也不會告訴你。"

1. 一旦你對某位作出承諾,你會發現你一半的鈔票都花在為她添置配件上。
注釋:
1. informative 情報的
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