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題目:
Give Me the Address of the Other Girl!
中名:
把另一個女孩的地址給我﹗
分類:
friend 朋友
內容:
A man says to his friend, “I’ve got a problem. I need your help.” “Tell me your problem,” says the friend. “That’s what friends are for.” “I’m in love,” says the man. “In love? That’s not a problem, that’s wonderful!” says the friend. “But I’m in love with two women, that’s my problem. One of them is very beautiful, but she has no money, The other is not beautiful, but she’s nice, She has got a lot of money.”

“I see,” says the friend. “What can I go?” says the men. “I’m in love with both of them.” “Well,” says the friend. “I’m sue that in your heart you love the beautiful girl. After all, money is not important.” “Do you think so?” says the man. “Yes, if I were you, I would marry the beautiful girl.” “Right, I’ll marry her. You’re a good friend. Thank you.”

And the man prepares to go. “Just a minute,” says the friend. “Before you go, can you do something for me?” “Yes, of course. What?” “Can you give me the address of the other girl?”
中譯:
注釋:
That's what friends are for. 這就是為什麼要有朋友。(這就是有朋友的好處。)
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