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題目:
Socrates' Quotations
中名:
蘇格拉底的啟示
分類:
marriage 婚姻
內容:
By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
--- Socrates

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
--- Socrates
中譯:
務必要結婚,娶個好女人,你會很快樂,娶個壞女人,你會成為哲學家。(蘇格拉底的老婆是著名的悍婦)
--- 蘇格拉底

婚姻是這樣一所學校︰男人失去了學士學位,女人獲得了碩士學位。(bachelor也有單身漢的意思,master也有征服者的含義)
--- 蘇格拉底
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