內容: | During a baseball game, a woman kept shouting threats at the umpire. No matter what happened on the field, she continually yelled, "kill the umpire!" This went on for an hour. "Lady," another fan called out, "the umpire hasn't done anything wrong."
"He's my husband," she replied. "Last night he came home with lipstick on his collar. Kill the umpire!" |
