內容: | Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."
One Student:" Ok sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again."
Teacher:" What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested to listen?"
Student:" A Teacher."
Teacher:" Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student:" Sir, my Mother and Fahter got married on the same day same time."
Teacher:" George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student:" Because George still had the axe in his hand." |
