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題目:
Is Two Weeks Fast?
中名:
兩星期很快嗎?
分類:
human 人
內容:
A backwoods resident went to the city on a shopping trip and bought a 200-piece jigsaw puzzle. Finally, after working on it every night for two weeks. The puzzle was finished.

“Look at what I’ve done, Jed,” said the hayseed proudly to a passing friend.

“That’s surely something, bud. How long did it take you to do that? “Only two weeks,” he said.

“Never done a puzzle myself,” said Jed. “Is two weeks fast?”

“Darn right it is,” Bud said. “Look at the box. It says, ‘From two to four years.’”
中譯:
一個鄉下人到城裡購物,買了一個200片的拼圖。接下來兩個星期的每個晚上,他都在忙弄著拼拼圖。最後,拼圖做完了。

“傑德,看看我的傑作吧”,這個鄉巴佬驕傲地對一個路過的朋友說。

“真了不起,老兄。你花了多長時間?”“僅僅兩個星期。”鄉下人說。

“我沒拼過,”傑德問,“兩個星期很快嗎?”

“那當然,”那老兄說。“看看包裝盒,那寫著‘兩到四年’(適合於兩到四歲)”
注釋:
Darn right it is 千真萬確
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