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題目:
The Medical Term
中名:
醫學術語
分類:
marriage 婚姻
內容:
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

“It's 'husband',” said the doctor.
中譯:
一個男人告訴醫生他的病症是不能夠像以往一樣,在家做些家務事了。當體檢結束後,他說︰“醫生,我受得了。請用淺顯易懂的英語告訴我,我到底生什麼病了。”

“好吧,用淺顯易懂的話來說,你只是太懶惰了。”醫生回答道。

“好的。”男人說。“現在告訴我醫學術語的表達方式,我好告訴我妻子。”

“已婚男士綜合症。”醫生說道。
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