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題目:
The Three Dead Men
中名:
三個上天堂的人
分類:
marriage 婚姻
內容:
Three men died went to heaven. Upon their arrival, St. Peter asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. The man admitted to two affairs during his marriage. St. Peter told him that he could receive only a compact car to drive in heaven.

Then St. Peter asked the second man if he had been faithful to his wife, and the man admitted to one affair. St. Peter told him he would be given a midsize car to drive. The third man was asked about his faithfulness, and he told St. Peter he had been true to his wife until the day he died. St. Peter praised him and gave him a luxury car.

A week later the three men were driving around, and they all stopped at a red light. The men in the compact and midsize cars turned to see the man in the luxury car crying. They asked him what could possibly be the matter-after all, he was driving a luxury car.

“I just passed my wife,” he told them, “and she was on a skateboard.”
中譯:
三個男人死後上了天堂。他們一來到,聖彼得就問第一個人他這一生是否忠誠於他的妻子,這個人坦承在他的婚姻中他有兩次出軌。聖彼得告訴他,他只能得到一輛小型轎車。

然後聖彼得問第二個人他這一生是否忠誠於他的妻子,這個人承認他有一次出軌。聖彼得告訴他,他可以得到一輛中型轎車。當第三個人被問到時,那人告訴聖彼得他一生都忠誠於妻子。聖彼得表揚了他,並贈送他一輛豪華轎車。

一星期後,三個人四處開車游逛,同時被紅燈攔住。駕著小型車和中型車的人看到開豪華車的人在哭泣。他們十分不解,畢竟,那人有什麼煩惱的呢,他開的可是豪華轎車呀。

“我剛才從我妻子身邊經過,”他告訴他們,“她正踩著滑板。”
注釋:
St. Peter 聖彼得︰耶穌的信徒,被天主教認為是在地球上的天主教教宗。
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